Bloody people who don't speak proper English like what I does. That drives me mad.
I know someone, who shall remain nameless, who insists on rabbiting on at ten to the dozen. I mean there is just no gap. No pause. I swear they must breath through their arsehole. To make sure that you can't get a word in edgeways they join sentences together with "And er um" before spouting off another load of old shite.
Before launching into a major slag off session the sentence usually starts with "I'm not being funny but...". Well no they aren't being at all funny, more often than not they are being a right shit stirring sod.
"He/she/they turned around and said to me" is another one that winds me up. Why did he/she/they have to turn around to say something to you? Were they on a roundabout? Were they walking towards you backwards before they started talking? Are they a whirrling dervish or something? Arrrggh!!
Another thing. Why do some people have to say arks instead of ask? And yet they don't have a problem with words like mask, task, flask? If you know why or if you know of any other quirks of speech that annoy the hell out of you, share them with me by leaving a comment. Rant over. Spleen vented. Thanks for listening. TTFN.
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